1. I don’t like it because you don’t follow me back.
2. I don’t like it because you don’t like my posts.
3. I don’t like it because it doesn’t have 11 likes yet.
4. I don’t like it because I don’t want you to know that I’m creeping on your shit at 4 a.m.
5. I don’t like it because I don’t want you to know that I’m spending my Friday night on Instagram.
6. I don’t like it because your humble brag isn’t humble.
7. I don’t like it because your post is 100-percent self-serving.
8. I don’t like it because I’m jealous of your body.
9. I don’t like it because bae wouldn’t like it if I did.
10. I don’t like it because it’s a happy birthday post for someone I don’t know.
11. I don’t like it because I follow too many NYC food blogs to even notice it.
12. I don’t like it because I’m driving and that’s how people get killed.
13. I don’t like it because I can’t double tap the screen without putting down my pizza.
14. I don’t like it because we slept together a few weeks back. Better to lay low for now.
15. I don’t like it because I liked your last 3 posts and now I’ve got to play hard to get.
And this, my friends, is why I hate social media. No matter what you will always have a complainer or two. Or someone that thinks they are better than others.
I could care less if people like my post or not. I am not all about posting what others like. I post me and that is all I care about. If a person does not like my posting a pic of my cat, me and my sister, my flowers I planted, or something else, it is their loss, not mine!
Some of these crack me up. I could care less if you have 1 like or 1K likes. If I like it, then I like it. I do NOT need to follow someone else’s opinion. I have my own mind, and can decide for myself!