Thu. Nov 4th, 2021

1. I don’t like it because you don’t follow me back.

2. I don’t like it because you don’t like my posts.

3. I don’t like it because it doesn’t have 11 likes yet.

4. I don’t like it because I don’t want you to know that I’m creeping on your shit at 4 a.m.

5. I don’t like it because I don’t want you to know that I’m spending my Friday night on Instagram.

6. I don’t like it because your humble brag isn’t humble.

7. I don’t like it because your post is 100-percent self-serving.

8. I don’t like it because I’m jealous of your body.

9. I don’t like it because bae wouldn’t like it if I did.

10. I don’t like it because it’s a happy birthday post for someone I don’t know.

11. I don’t like it because I follow too many NYC food blogs to even notice it.

12. I don’t like it because I’m driving and that’s how people get killed.

13. I don’t like it because I can’t double tap the screen without putting down my pizza.

14. I don’t like it because we slept together a few weeks back. Better to lay low for now.

15. I don’t like it because I liked your last 3 posts and now I’ve got to play hard to get.

By BNA

3 thoughts on “20 Reasons Why I Don’t Like Your Instagram Post”
  1. And this, my friends, is why I hate social media. No matter what you will always have a complainer or two. Or someone that thinks they are better than others.

  2. I could care less if people like my post or not. I am not all about posting what others like. I post me and that is all I care about. If a person does not like my posting a pic of my cat, me and my sister, my flowers I planted, or something else, it is their loss, not mine!

  3. Some of these crack me up. I could care less if you have 1 like or 1K likes. If I like it, then I like it. I do NOT need to follow someone else’s opinion. I have my own mind, and can decide for myself!

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